Amazingly Simple Home Remedies (That Really Work!)

Posted by Grandma Jeanne on April 3, 2009

• Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you slice.
• Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
• For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
• A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
• If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
• You only need two tools in life – wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
• If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.